Tamil Kadi Jokes Collection

1. Naaikku naalu kaal irukkalaam. Aana adhala LOCAL call, STD call, ISD call,
even MISSED call kooda panna mudiyathu!

2. Gangai aathula meen pidikkalaam…. Kavery aathula meen pidikkalaam .. aana
Iyer aathula meen pidikka mudiyuma?

3. Thiruvalluvar 1330 kural ezhidhirundhaalum , avarala oru kuralil thaan paesa
mudiyum

4. “Enna thaan un thalai suthinaalum, un mudhukai nee paakka mudiyumaa?”

5. Meen pidikiravana meenavan-nnu sollalam. Naai pidikiravana naaiavan- nnu
solla mudiyuma?

6. Enna thaan oruthan gundaa irundalum, avana thuppakkikulla poda mudiyathu.

7. Thel kottina valikkum… paambu kottina valikkum.. mudi kottina valikkuma?

8. School Testla Bit adikalam… College Testla Bit adikalam… Blood Testla
Bit addika mudiyuma?

9. Pongalukku Governmentla leaveu kudupanga… Ana Idly Dosaikku kudupangala?!

10. Kolammavil kolam podalam. Kadalai mavil kadalai poda mudiuma?!

11. Life la onnume illa na bore addikum… Thalaila onnume ellana glare addikum…

12. 7 Paramparaikkku ukkanthu saapida paisa irunthalum… fast food kadaile
ninnukittu dhaan saapidanum!

13. Engineering Collegela padichu Engineer aagalaam, Presidency collegela
padichu president aaga mudiyumaa?!

14. Autokku autonu paer irundaalum manual aa thaan drive panna mudiyum…

15. Thooka marundhu sappitta thookam varum… Anaa…Irumal marundhu sappitta
irumal varathu!

16. Vaazha maram thaar podum! Aana adha vachhi road poda mudiyuma?

17. ‘Hand wash’nna kai kazhuvaradhu, ‘Face wash’nna mugam kazhuvaradhu , Appo
‘brain wash’ nna braina kazhuvaradhaa?

18. Tea cupla tea irukum. Appa World Cupla world irukkuma?

19. Cell moolama sms anuppalaam, aana sms moolama cella anuppa mudiyathu?

20. Paalkova paalil irundhu pannalaam, aana rasagullava rasathil irundhu panna
mudiyuma?

21. Pal vali vantha palla pudungalam….Ana… Kaal vali vantha kaala pudunga
mudiyuma?! Illa Thalai Vali Vandha, Thaliathan Pudunga Mudiyuma?

22. Sunday annikku sundai poda mudiyum, aana Monday annikku mandaya pottal
vibaraithama aayidum !!!

Old Tamil Kadi Jokes

1. Which is the longest word in the dictionary? Smile ) b’se after S there is a mile.

2.”Malaimegam” kku opposit yenna? Ans: Malai may not come.

3.saapida yedhuvum soodaaga kidaikkaadha hotel edhu? Ariya bhavan

4.saradu vitte mele pona nadigar yaar? KAthadi ramamoorthy

5. ‘ujaalaa’ commercial ukku thaguthiyaana nadigar yaar? nadigai yaar? Vennira aadai moorthy and vennira aadai nirmala

6. vethilaiyudan seraadha paakku edhu? mysore paakku

7. Sardar 1: Naan torch lightai on panren. Nee athoda velichathai pidichundu eri chandranukku po.
Sardar 2: Sari. (Konjam yosichitu) Illai, naan maaten.
Sardar 1: Yen? Mudalil sari sollitu, pinnadi yen mudiyathnnutta?
Sardar 2: Naan paadi erum pothu, nee torch lightai off pannita, naan keezha vizhundruven illiya.

8. Which is the coolest alphabet in English? ‘B’. yennaa adhu ‘A”C’ naduvila irukku.

9. What is the negative word for “Subramaniam samy” Subramaniam did not see me.

10. What is common to robbers and tennis players ? They both involve rackets(racquets) and courts